It's fall, and all the Halloween candy has hit the store shelves. This is very bad for me. I'm somewhat addicted to candy, the cheaper, more unhealthy it is, the better I like it. This is very bad for me, since I eat the candy and then have to wait for the mouth ulcers to appear. It would be better if I smoked, because smoking does retard the development of mouth ulcers in my system. But smoking is something I really want to NOT do.
I suppose I could exercise the same self-control for not eating the candy that I'm exercising for not smoking the cigarettes, but then, well, crap, why don't I just drop dead and be done with this completely boring life.
Anyhow. Fellow candy addicts and Behcet's sufferers, you are not alone. I put on my skeleton face and hit the candy bucket. I just don't care.
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